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When I’m an adult and have kids I will make/buy this and then ask my kids if they want some:
They’ll be all

“Um, no thanks.”
And I’m like “Are you sure?”

“Yup.”
“Positive?”

“Yes, mom.”
“Okay, then me and your father will eat it.”
And they’re all

Until I cut that bitch, then they’re all


“Oh, now you want some, right? Too bad.”


^ THIS
Parenting - you’re doing it right

My mom did this to me before. I was still in elementary I guess. I was sad. D; i thought it was a tomato
but it was a cake in the shape of one. -__-